JESUS CHRIST MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE RISEN TODAY

Lyrics (c) by David H Schroeder (ASCAP)
www.davidhschroeder.com

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Sung to the hymn "Jesus Christ Has Risen Today"

Yes, the altered lyrics need to be quickly crammed
to fit into the meter of the hymn.  
That's a big part of the humor of it.
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Jesus Christ may or may not have risen today.
Alleluia!

Whether or not he did is really pretty difficult to say.
Alleluia!

Let's discuss all sides of the issue thoroughly.
Alleluia!

We can take a vote and then we'll see...
Alleluia!